“I am a sportsman and have been a running champion of my school and community. I had defeated many known athletes. I never get tired. I am quite fit and healthy.” I was listening to my friend. We are not chums though but meet for some time daily in the park. He had run very fast that day. I wondered that despite running fast he didn’t gasp. I had just walked briskly that day, and I gasped. I asked him the secret of his admirable health. Hearing this he cracked into laughter and told that he had been using a very potent but secret tonic, eating twice a day since his youthful years. He claimed that no wrestler would get his grip off his wrist. Meanwhile he held my wrist just to make me shout and cause tear to pop up in my eyes.
I asked him to share the secret that had blessed him with so much vigour and strength. He proudly told the tonic to be jam of gooseberry. I exclaimed, “Jam of gooseberry.” But how come you know the miracles jam of gooseberry unfolds. “Twenty years back when I was quite young a man, an old man who had died now asked me to go to a certain shop in Akbari Mandi Lahore and buy jam of Indian gooseberry. Indian gooseberry is usually smaller than the other gooseberry. I have been eating this since my youth and see none of my hair has turned silver. My eye sight is alright, and my memory is fast. I can very easily recall petty incidents of my past. My knees and back don’t pain. I am living a very complete marital life.” He then said, “Saying heard of an old man and gooseberry eaten in youth always reward.” I was listening that old young man keenly. Saying this he gave me some gooseberry and asked me to befriend them. I at once rushed to Akbari Mandi Lahore and bought one kilogram of jam of gooseberry. Since then I have been regularly eating this jam. And since then this jam has been helping me.
“This had been my story, let me tell you story of my friend.” He continued after remaining silent for some time.“I am a government servant. Few days back one of our colleagues got married. After few days the newlywed couple started quarrelling. The conflict rose to the extent of separation. The other day after the formal greetings he at once expressed that he wanted to divorce his wife. I was taken aback that despite differences and opposition from family he had married that lady and now they were to divorce each other. Later it transpired that he was not fulfilling his wife’s physical needs. Tears had popped up in his eyes while telling all this. To this, I took him to that very shop and bought him jam of gooseberry. I told him to eat odd number of gooseberries in the morning and at night with either warm or cold milk or with water. Elders of the family had already interfered to prevent the debacle. They couple started living happily. He was very thankful to me for rescuing him from this fiasco.” This is a cheap and an equally effective tonic for curing hair fall, whitening of hair, weakening of eyesight, constipation and sexual disorders of both genders, infertility, gastric and hepatic disorders.
Readers! I have been using this tonic since long and each and every word he has told is true. You must also try it and share the marvelours resuts with the readership of Ubqari.
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